Gift Giving Guide

This post is the answer to the question, "What should I get Zachary Schneider for his birthday?" Also suitable for Christmas.

Gift Giving Guide

In response to the numerous pairs of socks, random housewares, and food... I've put together a gift giving guide for me. This applies to my birthday and everyone favourite commercial holiday, Christmas.

Updated for 2021.

Greeting Cards

First off, save some trees and skip the greeting cards. Seriously, I'll read them once and they are going into the recycling bin. eCards are a great alternative, and they take up less physical space in my apartment. Here's my preferred eCard site:

Wrongcards | Ecards that are wrong for every occasion.
Free, funny ecards that you are completely useless to send to friends and relatives.
Guaranteed to make me cackle

Other options: Open Me, Ojolie, Kudoboard.

Gift Options

I follow minimalism – less is more. I'm busy spending my time, energy, resources, and money on the most important people and things in my life. That means I value functional, sustainable, and unique material things.

Here's a list of great gift options, ranked from best to totally acceptable.

1. Cash

Don't actually send me cash or cheques in the mail. It's 2021, please use E-Transfer, or even better: WealthSimple Cash (My $ign is $_z) and sign up with my link:

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2. Gift Cards

This one is quite a bit more complicated than #1. Digital gift cards are way-cool... I don't have time to keep track of physical ones, I'd rather add them to my phone's digital wallet.

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Corporate Conglomerates

3. Coffee

I like coffee. I only do pour-over. I have a coffee grinder - and a favourite coffee mug. I have a kitchen scale too, because I'm a coffee snob. All I need are beans, or if you want to take it down a notch – grounds.

4. Cookies

Specifically, Oreos.